AppsScraps Movie Reviews

Jun 19, 2007

The Hole

Release date: unknown

This, essentially, soft-core porn is a spoof on the classic Japanese film, Ringu. Directed by Wash West (who did The Fluffer), it 'stars' (and I use the term loosely here) big and beefy guys Josh Hammer, Tag Eriksson, and Jason Adonis as lads who watch a video tape only to have the phone ring afterwards and be told "in 7 days you will be gay". It follows the original movie to a tee (make-out scenes aside) and has several laugh-out-loud funny bits. Big, beefy, muscle bound guys do absolutely nothing whatsoever for me so the make-out scenes are dull, boring and (yawn) tedious beyond belief. Course, everyone is not me, and G found them quite, um, engaging. Worth a rent if only to witness the ridiculous acting, terrible direction, and awful camera work.

My rating, for the sheer inventiveness of a porn trying to have a plot, 2 out of 10.

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